Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Beginning of the End (1993)

Frank Conniff: TV's Frank

Quotes 

• Dr. Forrester : Hello Murray, automata. Say, what's the most popular form of exercise this month, hm? HMM? Well, that's right - the recumbent bike! As I see it, recumbent creators were afraid to make it *too* comfortable. Well, I'M not afraid! TADAH!

  [He reveals a bicycle basically equipped with a bed] 

  Dr. Forrester : The ReComfy Bike!

  [Frank enters wearing pyjamas and a bike helmet] 

  TV's Frank : Dr. F, could you tuck me in before my ride?

  Dr. Forrester : Of course, Franklin, there you go. Check out the reading lamp, nightstand and goose-down comforter. Of course, we might have to ditch the wheels and the pedals to make room for the ice machine and expresso bar, but...

  TV's Frank : Uh, Dr. F, I can't get it to go.

  Dr. Forrester : Well, try harder you LOAD!

  TV's Frank : Well, there's kind of a lot of stuff here.

  Dr. Forrester : [in whiny voice]  Oh, there's kind of a lot of stuff here. Nappy time, don't you think, Frank?

  [forcefully tucks Frank in] 

  Dr. Forrester : Back up to you, Margot.

• Mike Nelson : Wow. What movie is this. nothing's happening. I think maybe we should call the Mads, what do you think?

  Tom Servo : Well, I guess I wouldn't advise it.

  Crow T. Robot : Yeah, why get them involved.

  Mike Nelson : I mean I think we should just call the Mads.

  Dr. Forrester : [Forrester is excercising and singing]  Frank, I could not stop picking at that pan of lemon bars. I ate half the pan. You're so lucky, you could eat anything and not worry.

  TV's Frank : [Frank enters wearing a bathrobe and has his face covered with a beauty mask, eating ice cream, and reading a TV Guide]  Oh, I would give anything to have that complexion of yours. Hey, wow! "Vicki" is on!

  [Mike and the bots look shocked] 

  Dr. Forrester : You know, Frank. This is exactly what I wanted to do today. Just have the whole day to ourselves.

  TV's Frank : I'm declaring this "National Our Day." Please, do not let me eat all of this.

  Dr. Forrester : Well I shouldn't.

  [Looks up and notices Mike and bots are watching, then runs back to the couch] 

  Dr. Forrester : Oh my god, Frank! Switch on a game, switch on a game!

  [Crow and Tom looking open mouthed in horror. Crow's mouth is so wide that Mike closes it up] 

  Mike Nelson : So, I guess we can call the Mads. You know what. I don't think we should do that again. We'll be right back.