Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Beginning of the End (1993)

Kevin Murphy: Tom Servo

Quotes 

• [as a giant grasshopper attacks] 

  Tom Servo : [evilly]  When you wish upon a star! Hahaha!

• Scientist in movie : You know I'm not given to hysteria and you got to listen to me.

  Tom Servo : [hysterically]  Ahtheresabunchofgiantcricketsandwereallgonnadie!

• Tom Servo : When Brian Eno ruled Chicago.

• Mike Nelson : Wow. What movie is this. nothing's happening. I think maybe we should call the Mads, what do you think?

  Tom Servo : Well, I guess I wouldn't advise it.

  Crow T. Robot : Yeah, why get them involved.

  Mike Nelson : I mean I think we should just call the Mads.

  Dr. Forrester : [Forrester is excercising and singing]  Frank, I could not stop picking at that pan of lemon bars. I ate half the pan. You're so lucky, you could eat anything and not worry.

  TV's Frank : [Frank enters wearing a bathrobe and has his face covered with a beauty mask, eating ice cream, and reading a TV Guide]  Oh, I would give anything to have that complexion of yours. Hey, wow! "Vicki" is on!

  [Mike and the bots look shocked] 

  Dr. Forrester : You know, Frank. This is exactly what I wanted to do today. Just have the whole day to ourselves.

  TV's Frank : I'm declaring this "National Our Day." Please, do not let me eat all of this.

  Dr. Forrester : Well I shouldn't.

  [Looks up and notices Mike and bots are watching, then runs back to the couch] 

  Dr. Forrester : Oh my god, Frank! Switch on a game, switch on a game!

  [Crow and Tom looking open mouthed in horror. Crow's mouth is so wide that Mike closes it up] 

  Mike Nelson : So, I guess we can call the Mads. You know what. I don't think we should do that again. We'll be right back.

• Helicopter Pilot : Until further notice...

  Tom Servo : I'm Paul Frees.

• Tom Servo : [as Wainright plays a high-frequency sound to test on a grasshopper]  It's a long Kathleen Battle aria.