The Simpsons (TV Series)
Treehouse of Horror III (1992)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz
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Quotes
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[Flanders, a zombie, approaches Homer]
Ned Flanders : Hey, Simpson. I'm feeling a mite peckish. Mind if I chew your ear?
[Homer kills Flanders by blasting him apart with a shotgun as Marge gasps in shock]
Bart : Dad! You killed the zombie Flanders.
Homer : He was a zombie?
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Homer Simpson : That doll tried to kill me!
Bart Simpson : I'd say the pressure has finally gotten to Dad, but what pressure?
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[a headless zombie enters the Simpson home, groaning. All the party-goers scream... then Ned Flanders's head pops out of the zombie's neck]
Ned Flanders : Hi, fellow Halloweenies! Did I scarededly-dare you?
Grampa : [gasping, clutching his heart] Ah... gol-durn it!
Bart : Nice try, Mr. Flanders, but I've got a story so scary, you'll wet your pants.
Grampa : Too late.
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Grampa : [after Homer botches his story] Homer! I've coughed up scarier stuff than that!
Bart : Grampa, why don't you tell us a story? You've led an interesting life.
Grampa : THAT'S A LIE, AND YOU KNOW IT!
[scene fades to black and white]
Grampa : But I have seen a lot of movies...
["King Homer" title card]
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Bart Simpson : Hey Homer, where's your present?
Homer Simpson : D'ohh! I mean... D'ohhn't worry son, I forgot to get you a present. But I swear on my father's grave...
Grampa : Hey!