The Simpsons (TV Series)
Treehouse of Horror III (1992)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Grampa, Krusty the Klown Doll, Man Disposing of Nude Photos, Hold Music, Sailor #2, Charlie, King Homer, Barney Gumble, Pilot #1, Monkey, Wedding Photographer, Spirit #4, Zombie Groans, Groundskeeper Willie, Zombie #2, Krusty the Klown, Sideshow Mel, Zombie #3, Zombie #4, Zombie #5, KZNB Announcer, Kodos, Shakespeare, Returning Zombie #1, Mayor Quimby
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Quotes
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Shopkeeper : [Homer has agreed to purchase a Krusty doll for Bart's birthday] Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
Homer : Ooh, that's bad.
Shopkeeper : But it comes with a free frogurt!
Homer : That's good.
Shopkeeper : The frogurt is also cursed.
Homer : That's bad.
Shopkeeper : But you get your choice of toppings.
Homer : That's good!
Shopkeeper : The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
[Homer looks puzzled]
Shopkeeper : ...That's bad.
Homer : Can I go now?
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[Flanders, a zombie, approaches Homer]
Ned Flanders : Hey, Simpson. I'm feeling a mite peckish. Mind if I chew your ear?
[Homer kills Flanders by blasting him apart with a shotgun as Marge gasps in shock]
Bart : Dad! You killed the zombie Flanders.
Homer : He was a zombie?
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Homer Simpson : That doll tried to kill me!
Bart Simpson : I'd say the pressure has finally gotten to Dad, but what pressure?
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Homer Simpson : The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughin' at me!
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Homer : [singing] My baloney has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R, my baloney has a second name, it's H-O-M-E-R.
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Barney : Wow! Look at the size of that platform!
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Homer : [a la Alfred Hitchcock] Good eeevening.
[normal voice]
Homer : I've been asked to tell you that the following show is very scary. You see, there are some crybabies out there - religious types, mostly - who might be offended. If you are one of them, I advise you to turn off your TV now. Come on, I dare you!
[imitates chicken]
Homer : Buck-buck-buck-buck! Chicken!
[screen winks out]
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[while fighting zombies]
Barney : Wow, George Washington!
Homer : Take that, Washington!
[BLAM!]
Homer : Eat lead, Einstein!
[BLAM!]
Homer : Show's over, Shakespeare!
[clubs him to the ground]
Zombie Shakespeare : Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare?
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Homer : [cocks a shotgun] To the book depository!
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[a headless zombie enters the Simpson home, groaning. All the party-goers scream... then Ned Flanders's head pops out of the zombie's neck]
Ned Flanders : Hi, fellow Halloweenies! Did I scarededly-dare you?
Grampa : [gasping, clutching his heart] Ah... gol-durn it!
Bart : Nice try, Mr. Flanders, but I've got a story so scary, you'll wet your pants.
Grampa : Too late.
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Marge : [to King Homer who is trying to climb the Empire State Building] You know, you look a little flushed. Maybe you should eat more vegetables and less people.
King Homer : Uh-huh.
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Grampa : [after Homer botches his story] Homer! I've coughed up scarier stuff than that!
Bart : Grampa, why don't you tell us a story? You've led an interesting life.
Grampa : THAT'S A LIE, AND YOU KNOW IT!
[scene fades to black and white]
Grampa : But I have seen a lot of movies...
["King Homer" title card]
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Homer : Do you sell toys?
Shopkeeper : We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread... we also sell frozen yogurt, which I call "frogurt"!
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Bart Simpson : Hey Homer, where's your present?
Homer Simpson : D'ohh! I mean... D'ohhn't worry son, I forgot to get you a present. But I swear on my father's grave...
Grampa : Hey!