- Rex: [Lucy and Max have been captured by Rex, but are refusing to cooperate with her plans] I have something... a little special for the occasion.
- Max Sperling: What is it? Some kind of mind control serum?
- Rex: It's much better... mind control suppositories!
- [Reveals two large red and white supppositories in her hands. Lucy and Max react in horror]
- Lucy: [Lucy and Max are still in Rex's clutches] Who Do I have to screw to get off of this movie?
- Film Director: [Max, as well as Rex's henchmen, all break character and eagerly raise their hands to volunteer] Come on Guys! Cut it!