Weirdsville (2007)

Wes Bentley: Royce

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Quotes 

• Dexter : What's going on, man?

  Royce : She's dead.

  Dexter : What do you mean she's dead?

  Royce : I mean she's not alive, man.

• Royce : Look, I'm going to take a hit and I'm going to figure out what to do.

• Royce : What are you, are you like Satan worshipers?

  Abel : Hey hey, zip zip zip. You are not worthy to utter his name! But yes, we do bask in the light of the dark lord.

• [first lines] 

  Royce : Slow down!

  [trips over a tree] 

  Royce : Fucking tree!

• Matilda : Were we in hell?

  Royce : No, we were at the drive-in.

• Dexter : You took yoga?

  Royce : Yeah, man. It enhances the high.

  Dexter : How'd that work out for you?

  Royce : I got kicked out.

  Dexter : What for?

  Royce : For sportin' wood.

• Dexter : [referring to Jeremy]  How'd you knock him out?

  Royce : I hit him with that elf thing that we broke in with.

  Dexter : Gnome.

  Royce : Yeah whatever. What is it, a leprechaun?

  Dexter : Gnome.

  Royce : You know what I mean, like that smurf thing that I hit the window with?

  Dexter : Not smurf - gnome.

  Royce : What are you saying, man? Why don't you just tell me? You keep saying no.

  [they stare at each other and then start laughing] 

• Dexter : Quit hugging me!

  Royce : I'm not hugging you! I'm trying to carry you!

• [after capturing Seamus] 

  Royce : I've got an idea.

  Dexter : What? What is that?

  Royce : Liquid morphine!

  Dexter : Where'd you get liquid morphine?

  Royce : From my dentist! This shit will make him talk. CIA shit!

  Dexter : You have a dentist?

• Martin : Your story touches me in ways. But if I find out that you're lying, there will be repercussions.

  Royce : Cops?

  Martin : Not the cops, and their height requirements. I'll come after you myself. You'll wish I called the cops.

• Martin : In my head I'm 6'4, 190 pounds.

  Royce : So in your head you're tall and skinny?

  Martin : 190 pounds of muscle!

• Royce : [while hugging Matilda]  God, to think that we almost buried you tonight!

• Treena : I bet you feel like a real piece of shit right now.

  Royce : I don't know what you just said freaky girl, but I'm sure I don't like it!

• Royce : Do you have any monkey?

  Dexter : Do you mean money?

  Royce : What did I say?

  Dexter : You said do you have any monkey.

  Royce : Monkey. Money. No man, I don't have any monkey, man.