Weirdsville (2007)

Maggie Castle: Treena

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Quotes 

• Abel : Let's begin. Todd Crenshaw, are you willing to renounce all loyalty to God and Jesus Christ?

  Todd : Yeah man!

  Abel : Do you swear allegiance to the prince of darkness?

  Todd : I do.

  Treena : It's 'I swear' Todd! Not I do!

  Seamus : You're not getting married.

• Treena : Jesus Christ!

  Abel : You know what, watch your mouth little missy!

  Treena : [screaming]  I know! I know! Okay!

  Abel : [yelling back]  I'll wash your mouth out with soap!

• [upon seeing Martin, the midget mall security guard] 

  Treena : That's so cute!

  Martin : Something funny?

  Treena : [talking in a little kid's voice]  Hi! Who are you supposed to be? You're like the little chief of police of Munchkin Land or something!

  Martin : [sarcastically]  A 'Wizard of Oz' joke. That's very original. I never hear those.

• [sneaking behind Martin and picking him up] 

  Treena : Gotcha! You want to take a little helicopter ride?

• Treena : I bet you feel like a real piece of shit right now.

  Royce : I don't know what you just said freaky girl, but I'm sure I don't like it!