Weirdsville (2007)

Joe Dinicol: Jeremy

Quotes 

• Dexter : What are you doing here anyways?

  Jeremy Taylor : This is my uncle's house. He'll fucking kill you, man.

  Dexter : What are you talking about?

  Jeremy Taylor : He killed a dude in this bathtub, right here, okay? He's a fucking ninja! He's got ninja stars, swords and shit. He just hides them down the back of his shirt. You have no idea of the reign of pain that's coming your way!

  Dexter : Do you mind just shutting the fuck up for about five minutes and we'll be out of your way? Thank you.

• Jeremy Taylor : Let's go back to my uncle's place and get freaky.

  Matilda : I can't.

  Jeremy Taylor : I've got a big bunch of weed and fifty dollars. What more could you want?

  Matilda : I don't do that anymore.

  Jeremy Taylor : Since when?

  Matilda : Since I spoke to God, Jeremy.

  Jeremy Taylor : And he specifically said do not have sex with Jeremy anymore?

  Matilda : Jeremy, I'm serious. I have a purpose, okay? I'm not really sure what it is yet, but I'm not going to ever know if I'm whoring around for drug money.

  Jeremy Taylor : You suck.

  Matilda : Not anymore I don't.

• Jeremy Taylor : Don't I know you?

  [Royce runs up to Jeremy and punches him in the face]