Weirdsville (2007)

Jordan Prentice: Martin

Quotes 

• Martin : [talking on his cell phone]  Anthony. Martin here. We got a code blue.

• Martin : Your story touches me in ways. But if I find out that you're lying, there will be repercussions.

  Royce : Cops?

  Martin : Not the cops, and their height requirements. I'll come after you myself. You'll wish I called the cops.

• Martin : In my head I'm 6'4, 190 pounds.

  Royce : So in your head you're tall and skinny?

  Martin : 190 pounds of muscle!

• [upon seeing Martin, the midget mall security guard] 

  Treena : That's so cute!

  Martin : Something funny?

  Treena : [talking in a little kid's voice]  Hi! Who are you supposed to be? You're like the little chief of police of Munchkin Land or something!

  Martin : [sarcastically]  A 'Wizard of Oz' joke. That's very original. I never hear those.