- [after returning from the bathroom]
- Archie Bunker: Lemme tell ya, Edith, you can't really *buy* beer... you can only rent it.
- Archie Bunker: Who was that on the phone?
- Edith Bunker: It was Glow-Worm in the fifth!
- [Slaps Archie across the face, running upstairs, leaving Archie standing there speechless]