The Boondocks (TV Series)

Let's Nab Oprah (2006)

Charlie Murphy: Ed Wuncler III

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Quotes 

• Ed Wuncler III : The fuck y'all lookin' at?

• [Ed III and Rummy rob a bank] 

  Ed Wuncler III : 22 minutes.

  Gin Rummy : We suck! We fuckin' suck, man!

  Ed Wuncler III : I don't think 22 minutes is so bad.

  Gin Rummy : Not so bad? That's a whole episode of "Seinfeld"! It takes us a whole episode of Sein-fuckin'-feld to rob a bank!

• Gin Rummy : Whoa. Bushido Brown. Aw, damn, I was afraid of this.

  Ed Wuncler III : Who's Bushido Brown?

  Gin Rummy : A bona fide bad motherfucker, that's who. You remember when Oprah made those comments about the beef industry?

  Riley : No.

  Gin Rummy : Oh. Well, a few years back, Oprah said some shit on her show about beef. You know, Mad Cow Disease or some shit. Anyway, the beef industry didn't exactly find that shit amusing. They thought they'd send a crew of armed Texans to teach Oprah a lesson. Ex-Marines, ex-Texas Rangers, rogues, that kinda shit. But Oprah hired Bushido Brown as her personal bodyguard. Apparently, only one dude was able to actually lay a hand on Oprah's office door. They say... Bushido Brown kept that hand.

  Ed Wuncler III : ...I think I just shit myself.

• Ed Wuncler III : Kyaa, bitch!

• Gin Rummy : Oh, snap! What if we kidnap Oprah?

  Ed Wuncler III : And do what?

  Gin Rummy : Control of Oprah is control over women.

  Ed Wuncler III : Wait, I see where you're going. See, 'cause, like, control over women... is control over *bitches*!

• [Ed III is floundering in the middle of his swimming pool] 

  Ed Wuncler III : Hey! Why you leave me out here? One of you muthafuckas better come out here and get me, I know that! Or you *will* be living in a haunted house tonight!

  Gin Rummy : Swim, bitch!

• Ed Wuncler III : [Throws down a game controler]  This is some bullshit! The game cheatin'!

  Riley : Nigga, the game ain't cheatin'.

  Ed Wuncler III : Start the game over!

  Riley : Why you always gotta cheat when you lose Ed?

  Gin Rummy : Let'em have it. Not wise to upset a Wuncler.

  Ed Wuncler III : [Pulls out gun and shoots the Playstation 2, then points the gun at Riley]  Restart the game, now!

• Ed Wuncler III : It was all Rummy's fault.

  Gin Rummy : Ed ran into the wrong store. I was following Ed.

  Ed Wuncler III : How was I supposed to know which bookstore to go into? They look exactly the same, and they both got books.

  Riley : And there was a giant crowd of people outside of one!

  Ed Wuncler III : That don't mean Oprah was in there!

  Riley : There was a large sign that said 'Welcome, Oprah'! Ya'll lucky Ed's grandfather owns the cops.

  Butler : Just what are you trying to imply? Look, we escaped their capture because of planning, teamwork, and execution.

  Butler : This officer wanted to see you, Mr. Wuncler.

  Policeman : Excuse me, Mr. Wuncler. I just well, you dropped this today at the bookstore, during the unpleasant...

  [hands Ed his wallet] 

  Policeman : Thank you, Mr. Wuncler. I'm so sorry to disturb you. I hope you're not upset with me.

  Riley : ...Why don't we just get Oprah tomorrow?

• Ed Wuncler III : And what's wrong with texting?

  Gin Rummy : You mean aside from the fact that it's the stupidest f - -ing thing in the world. I mean, why would anyone in their right mind spend 15 minutes trying to type some s - t they coulda called and said in 5 seconds?