How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Best Prom Ever (2006)

Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson

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Quotes 

• Barney : Slut Up!

• Barney : Hey, what about me? What's my job? What do I get to do?

  Lily : Okay, your job is very simple. At the wedding, do not sleep with anyone even remotely related to me.

  Barney : Lil, you know I can't promise that.

• Barney : And that, my friends, is why you never get your money's worth when you wear jeans to a strip club.

• Barney : [At the Prom]  How did you guys get in here?

  Ted : We just snuck in the back.

  Barney : [Appalled]  You just snu... Are you serious? I've been trying to get in here all night. I finally paid a janitor 200 bucks to let me borrow this mascot costume.

  [Gestures to the Turtle costume he's wearing] 

  Ted : But you got in. Slow and steady won the race.

• [Lily finds out she can't go into a high school's prom to see a band that she might hire for her wedding] 

  Barney : No sweat. We'll just sneak in.

  Marshall Eriksen : We're not sneaking into a high school prom.

  Lily : Yes, we are, it's the only way.

  Ted : You're getting on board with Barney's idea? Man, you really have snapped.

  Lily : It's 9 weeks till the wedding. At this point, I'd say yes to just about anything.

  Barney : Well...

  Lily : No, Barney.

• Barney : [When Robin and Lily show him their prom outfits]  You look so classy and nice. You're going to stick out like a sore thumb. Have you seen how the kids are dressing these days, with the Ashlee and the Lindsay and the Paris? They all dress like strippers. It's go ho or go home.

  Lily : Well, we have to get in. I have to see this band, 'cause we have to make a decision by Monday, 'cause I'm getting married in 71 days, and we still don't have...

  Robin : Shh. Sweetie, just focus on one thing at a time, okay? Right now, you just have to dress like a whore and that's it.