The Simpsons (TV Series)

Skinner's Sense of Snow (2000)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Abraham Simpson, Sideshow Mel, Elf 2, Sportscaster, Radio Weatherman

Quotes 

• Marge : How are the kids supposed to get home?

  Homer : I dunno. Internet?

• Ned Flanders : Homer, I think you hit something.

  Homer : I hope it was Flanders.

• Groundskeeper Willie : All right Skinner, that's the last time you'll slap your Willie around.

• Krusty the Clown : And this ends Krusty's non-denominational holiday fun fest. So have a Merry Christmas, a Happy Chanukah, a Krazy Kwanzaa, a Tip Top Tet, and a solemn, reverential Ramadan. Now, over to my god, our sponsors.

• [Arnie's helicopter goes down during a snowstorm] 

  Arnie Pie : Mayday, mayday. We're going down. Tell my wife I love...

  Kent Brockman : [Chuckles and shuffles papers]  That's great, Arnie.