- Randy surprises and charms Donna with his unconventional idea of a romantic Valentine's Day date with a mystery girl- closer then she guessed, but Leo spoils his plans. Red shows Hyde he's prepared for all occasions calling for presents for Kitty, so the bastard robs Red's stash for his stripper wife and Kitty has kittens having to wait for a lousy improvised gift and learning why. When the "What's Up Wisconsin" couple of the month cancels last minute, Jackie can't find another replacement then Fez; his story and kiss-stealing pale compared to Christine St. George's insane ingratitude.—KGF Vissers
- Jackie desperately needs to find a new couple for Christine St. George when the original couple suddenly quits. Unfortunately, the only couple she can find is her with Fez. Jackie reluctantly accepts, and the two go on the show set acting as a real couple, while making up dialogue on the spot they end up kissing.—Railwaymaster11
- Hyde has given Randy a nick name, Mrs. Lady-Lovely-Locks. Donna asks Randy out for Valentine's Day, but Randy says he already has a date. Randy surprises and charms Donna with his unconventional idea of a romantic Valentine's Day date with a mystery girl. He keeps asking Donna how to plan his romantic date with this mystery woman. Turns out Donna is the mystery woman. Randy takes all the suggestions from Donna and shows her a great time. Randy and Donna end up sharing a kiss. Randy had a night planned at the record store, but Leo came in and ate their dinner and took the tickets for the Monster truck show.
Hyde doesn't know if he should buy Sam a gift for Valentine's Day. Red tells Hyde that all women want gifts. Turns out Red has already bought a gift for Kitty.
Red shows Hyde he's prepared for all occasions when he shows him a stash of presents that he keeps in the garage for Kitty. Red says that one year he forgot Kitty's birthday, but now he is prepared even if he forgets. Red picks out a needle point for Kitty. He says that she will like it because it is fun, and he will like it as it will keep her occupied for huge chunks of time.
So, the bastard robs Red's stash for his stripper wife (Sam started kissing Hyde all over and he handed over the entire stash to her). Kitty gave an elaborate gift to Red for Valentine's Day, and he has to get her a better gift from his stash. But he finds that Hyde has cleaned it out. Red has no option but to hastily drive away to get a new gift for Kitty. Kitty has kittens having to wait for a lousy improvised gift (a pack of gum and a tire gauge) and learning why. She is angry to know that Red had bought her gifts in bulk.
Hyde brings a bouquets of flowers each for Kitty and Sam, but Red takes both the bouquets and presents to Kitty, to teach Hyde a lesson.
When the "What's Up Wisconsin" couple of the month cancels last minute, Jackie can't find another replacement than Fez. Christine had given her 3 hours to find a replacement, else she is fired. Jackie and Fez appear on Christine's show as a couple. Fez tells stories about how he can Jackie met in the third grade, when she came to school with a pinkeye. All the kids made fun of her, so Fez rubbed her eye and infected himself so she would not be alone. Fez takes full advantage of the situation & gets Jackie to kiss him on live TV, to make their relationship look real to Christine.
But his antics pale compared to Christine St. George's insane ingratitude. Christine was crying alone in her office (as she is alone on Valentine's Day), when Jackie went to console her, and Christine gets her to share a drink with her and listen to her sad life stories.
Next day Christine fires Jackie for getting a peek into her private life.
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