The Simpsons (TV Series)
Blame It on Lisa (2002)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson
Quotes
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Marge Simpson : It's awfully expensive to fly to Brazil.
Lisa Simpson : Not if we buy our tickets on the internet. It's really cheap if we change planes in Phoenix, Honolulu, Sun City, and East St. Louis, spend the night in a haunted house, and leave right now.
Homer Simpson : Then it's settled. The Simpsons are going to Brazil.
Bart Simpson : And I'll have been on every continent.
Lisa Simpson : Except Antarctica.
Homer Simpson : The Simpsons are going to Antarctica.
[brief pause]
Homer Simpson : Next year. This year, Brazil.
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Homer Simpson : Bart, did you make a prank call to Brazil?
Bart Simpson : No, sir. I didn't.
Homer Simpson : CHOKE ON YOUR LIES!
[strangles Bart]
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Bart Simpson : Time for Brazil's favorite kids' show, Teleboobies.
[turns on TV]
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Bart Simpson : [flying to Brazil] Get ready, Brazil. I now speak fluent Spanish.
Marge Simpson : Well done, Bart. But in Brazil, they speak Portuguese.
Bart Simpson : [in Spanish] Ay, caramba, que mujer tonta! Viente horas estudiar por nada!
Homer Simpson : Forget every word, boy. It's useless.
Marge Simpson : But, Homer...
Homer Simpson : [threateningly] I said forget it!
Bart Simpson : [hitting himself in the head with the seat phone] All gone.
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Marge Simpson : What a charming neighborhood.
Lisa Simpson : Mom, these are slums. The government just painted them bright colors so the tourists wouldn't be offended.
Marge Simpson : Works for me.
Bart Simpson : Yeah, check out the rats.
Homer Simpson : [seeing colored rats scurrying by] Ooh, they look like Skittles.
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Lisa Simpson : Excuse me. We're looking for this little boy.
Nun : Ah, yes, Ronaldo. He went out months ago and we haven't heard from him since. Every day, we light a candle for him.
Bart Simpson : Have you tried looking for him?
Nun : That's plan B.
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Homer Simpson : [after getting electrocuted on a telephone pole] How did I get here?
Bart Simpson : We found you smoldering in the bushes.
Marge Simpson : That's it. We're just going to have to pay for that call to Brazil.
Lisa Simpson : [guiltily] What call to Brazil?
Homer Simpson : The one I didn't make, and Marge didn't make, and Bart didn't make, and hence no one in the house made.
Lisa Simpson : Uh-oh.
Marge Simpson : You made that call? But you're the good one.
Homer Simpson : Yeah, the one we both like.
Marge Simpson : Why did you do it?
Lisa Simpson : Please don't be mad. I've been sponsoring an orphan boy in Brazil.
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Homer Simpson : Oh, that poor little boy. We've got to find him. How many people live in Brazil?
Lisa Simpson : 156 million.
Homer Simpson : [nervously] Ooh...
Bart Simpson : Well, we've got to find him.
[the family stares]
Bart Simpson : What? I'm really concerned.
[they continue to stare]
Bart Simpson : [resigned] Fine. I want to meet monkeys.
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Lenny : Homer, we were cleaning out a cooling duct at the plant and found a box of old taco shells.
Homer Simpson : Oh, why didn't you call me?
Lenny : Oh, we tried, but a recording said you were a bunch of deadbeats.
Homer Simpson : That's it. They have awoken a sleeping giant.
Marge Simpson : Homer, what are you going to do?
Bart Simpson : [crossing his fingers] Crazy scheme, crazy scheme, crazy scheme...
Homer Simpson : Get me tools and beer.
Bart Simpson : Yes!