The Simpsons (TV Series)
Blame It on Lisa (2002)
Harry Shearer: Scratchy, Lenny, Kidnapper #2, Montgomery Burns, Ned Flanders
Quotes
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Homer Simpson : Hello, Flanders. I need 100 grand.
Ned Flanders : Well, I don't really have that much, but, uh, if you need it that bad, you'll be in my prayers.
Homer Simpson : Go suck a Bible.
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Kidnapper #2 : I have sent the ransom note. If your family wants to see you alive again, they would be wise to pay.
Homer Simpson : Oh, I don't know. They've been seeing me alive for free for a long time.
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Kidnapper : Behold... the Amazon! But quick, because we are burning it down.
Homer Simpson : Listen, I really need a rest stop.
Kidnapper #2 : Again?
Homer Simpson : I have a bladder the size of a Brazil nut.
Kidnapper : Uh... We just call them nuts here.
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Lenny : Homer, we were cleaning out a cooling duct at the plant and found a box of old taco shells.
Homer Simpson : Oh, why didn't you call me?
Lenny : Oh, we tried, but a recording said you were a bunch of deadbeats.
Homer Simpson : That's it. They have awoken a sleeping giant.
Marge Simpson : Homer, what are you going to do?
Bart Simpson : [crossing his fingers] Crazy scheme, crazy scheme, crazy scheme...
Homer Simpson : Get me tools and beer.
Bart Simpson : Yes!