Michael Rapaport: Dave Gold

Quotes 

• Dr. Joel Lieber : [about Mike]  This is a very difficult thing for a therapist to tell a parent about their child...

  Vicky Gold : Oh, God!

  Dave Gold : What, he's sick? He's really sick?

  Dr. Joel Lieber : Actually, the clinical term is, "Big ****ing Liar."

• Mike Gold : All right, tell me what's going on. Are you guys getting a divorce?

  Dave Gold : No, damn it! Why are you always asking us that?

• Dave Gold : No, no. No therapy. Okay? All those head doctors do is say you have ADD or OCD or NAACP and boom, you're labeled a nut job. And once you start, you can't stop. I'm telling you, Vicky, therapy is like crack for sad people.

• Mike Gold : All right, look, I have to tell you guys the truth. I'm not really depressed, okay? That note you found was a song I tried to write, and I was just trying to get you to buy me stuff.

  Vicky Gold : We know that, you idiot!

  Dave Gold : Yeah, what's the matter with you, huh? How can you do something like that?

  Vicky Gold : You scared us!

  Dave Gold : How are we supposed to know when there's something's really wrong with you, you moron!