G.I. Joe (TV Series)

Red Rocket's Glare (1985)

Kene Holiday: Roadblock

Quotes 

• Roadblock : Bugs and snakes and jungle - this job ain't fun anymore.

• Recondo : Why would a bunch of bikers want to run a hamburger stand out of business?

  Roadblock : Good question. And where do bikers get laser pistols?

  Recondo : That's a good question, too.

• Roadblock : And don't come back, or we'll slap you on a bun and serve you for lunch!

• Biker : Trash those turkeys!

  Roadblock : Here's the trash! I'll be the turkey if you'll be the stuffing!

• [last lines] 

  Flint : You didn't have to go to all this trouble, Caleb.

  Recondo : But, if you had to thank us, feedin' our faces is a great way. Come on, dish me up!

  Roadblock : My ribs are the greatest, and that's a fact. Joe beat Cobra, and that's where it's at. So, when you want relief from your worries and your woes, you can come on down and eat at Joe's.

  [Joes shout "Yo Joe!" in unison] 

• Roadblock : This snickerin' ape here's Recondo, the Joes' Jungle Trooper. He can find an eyelash you lost in the woods two years ago.

  Recondo : Howdy.

  Caleb Bronson : We lost our shirts. Can he find those?