G.I. Joe (TV Series)

Satellite Down (1985)

Neil Ross: Dusty, MacIntosh

Quotes 

• MacIntosh : Primords. We need no' worry. They're only mythical!

• Dusty : That Lady Jaye's got guts, Flint. You like girls with guts?

  Flint : Professionally, yes. Personally, I'd like to see her stick around a while longer.

• Dusty : What the... Flint! Over there!

  [Dusty and Flint rush over to an injured Freedom] 

  Dusty : It's Freedom! Where's Spirit?

  [Freedom weakly screeches] 

  Dusty : Where's your master?

  Flint : Easy, Dusty. It's just a bird. It can't answer you.

  [Freedom slowly begins to rise off the ground and fly off] 

  Dusty : That bird wants us to follow him.

  Flint : Maybe he does. Let's go!

• Lady Jaye : They may be primitives, but they make a good grade of rope. Maybe a little too good.

  Spirit : This is a sacred place to them, a place of worship.

  MacIntosh : Well, I'm glad it isn't their kitchen.

• Flint : Time! It's taking too much time!

  Dusty : Relax, Flint. Rome wasn't built in a day.

  Flint : Who needs Rome? All I want is one lousy bridge! I'm sorry, Dusty. I guess I'm worried about Lady Jaye.

  Dusty : It's okay. We all are.

• Dusty : Okay, Stormie. Let's see your kung-fool!

  [Dusty lunges at Storm Shadow, who swiftly dodges, following up with a chop to the back of Dusty's neck] 

  Storm Shadow : I'd finish you, Joe, but that would deprive me of the opportunity to humiliate you again someday.

• Lady Jaye : Cobra's got a big head start.

  MacIntosh : It doesn't matter. They'll never get past the primords.

  Lady Jaye : Primords?

  Spirit : Mythical human creatures more ape than man.

  MacIntosh : Mythical, huh? Well, then they mythically wiped out my whole expedition!

  Dusty : Expedition? Well then, holy macaroni, you're MacIntosh, the hermit!

  MacIntosh : MacIntosh, I am, but I'm no hermit. I just live in an out-of-the-way neighborhood.

• Spirit : The satellite.

  Storm Shadow : Why have they painted it like that?

  MacIntosh : The fools think it's a god! The blinkin' lights are its eyes, flashin' with anger!

  Lady Jaye : Anger? Uh, at anyone we know?

  MacIntosh : Put it this way. If you've got anything against human sacrifice, this would be a good time to leave.