- Baroness: [after Zartan informs Cobra Commander of the extra charge for his acting services] You venal mercenary! Your acting couldn't get you onto a soap opera.
- [last lines]
- Lady Jaye: So, does someone here want to take me for a stroll on a moonlit beach?
- Bazooka: Sure!
- [nudged by Alpine]
- Bazooka: Hey!
- Alpine: Please excuse my friend here. I'll take you.
- Flint: You do and you'll be scrubbing bathrooms for a week.
- Alpine: Ah, on second thought, why don't you take her, Bazooka?
- Bazooka: No way.
- Lady Jaye: You sure know how to keep a girl single.
- Flint: That's right. She sees right through me.
- [everyone laughs]
- Wild Bill: [after firing a brace of missiles at some H.I.S.S. tanks] Woo-hee! This is just like cleaning a stable back home!