G.I. Joe (TV Series)

The Greenhouse Effect (1985)

Lee Weaver: Alpine

Quotes 

• Alpine : [after Tomax and Xamot use giant lettuce to break their fall]  Imagine finding them in your salad! Yech!

• [first lines] 

  Professor Bullock : [Behind a glass window, an engine is shut off]  Gentlemen, you're seeing history in the making.

  Bazooka : History?

  Alpine : Yeah. He just invented the world's biggest Roman candle.

  Bazooka : Really?

  Barbecue : This is an important ecological experimentation, Alpine. Let me show you.

  [Barbecue plucks the clipboard from Dr. Bullock's hand, pushing the professor aside as he tries to grab back his board] 

  Barbecue : Professor Bullock has developed a nitrogen-based fuel that doesn't leave a trace of pollution. And as you can see, it, uh, gets more miles to the gallon.

  Professor Bullock : [snatches the clipboard back]  Now, if you're finished, I have work to do!

  Barbecue : [to Alpine, Bazooka and Wild Bill]  What's eatin' him?