King of the Hill (TV Series)

Tankin' It to the Streets (2002)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer

Quotes 

• Dale Gribble : What are you asking Bill for? The Army destroyed all his brain cells with their deadly placebo drug. No wonder he's an ignoranus.

  Bill Dauterive : What did you say?

  Dale Gribble : Ignoranus! It means stupid, you moron!

  Hank Hill : Dale, you said placebo.

  Dale Gribble : Yeah, I read it in Bill's file. That was the name of the drug they gave him. Pla-ce-bo. I think it's made by Puh-fizer.

  Hank Hill : Dale, you're the moron! A placebo is a fake drug. They shot Bill full of sugar water.

• Dale Gribble : Based on what I know about Bill - and cover-ups - I'd say the Army used him in their attempted assassination of boxing promoter Bob Arum.

  Bill Dauterive : Is he right, Hank?

  Hank Hill : Has be ever been right, Bill?

  Dale Gribble : You don't have to answer that.

• Hank Hill : Bill, it was a different time. It was back when we didn't know the Russians were incompetent.