A Bit of Fry and Laurie (TV Series)

Pilot (1987)

Hugh Laurie: Various Characters

Quotes 

• Hugh : But did you enjoy their criticism?

  Stephen : Oh, I loved it. I wanted to go to bed with it and kiss it in many soft, private, little places.

• Hugh : You mean we've been sleeping together all this time, behind my back?

• Stephen : Landlord, I'll have two foaming pints of your most homosexual beer, thank you.

  Hugh : Oh, and a packet of arse bandits as well.

• Hugh : Oh, well, it's because I'm deaf, sir, that my sense of vision is naturally enhanced. Blind people are known to have very keen hearing. So they sort of cancel each other out, sir.

  Stephen : You mean you can see and hear perfectly?

  Hugh : Yes, because I'm blind and deaf.

• Hugh : "My word, Jane," I used to say to my wife, "the garden's looking very homosexual this morning."

  Stephen : Quite right. Quite right. Lovely word.