The King of Queens (TV Series)
Pilot (1998)
Jerry Stiller: Arthur Spooner
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Quotes
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Arthur Spooner : [watching his house burn down] I wonder if it's too late to buy insurance?
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Arthur Spooner : I got two words for you: I'm staying right here!
Carrie Spooner Heffernan : That's four words.
Arthur Spooner : Oh, is it? Then I got another four words: Screw you!
Carrie Spooner Heffernan : Well, that's two words.
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Arthur Spooner : I'm 75 years old, and I still wake up with the little guy saluting.