The King of Queens (TV Series)
Pilot (1998)
Leah Remini: Carrie Heffernan
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Quotes
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Arthur Spooner : I got two words for you: I'm staying right here!
Carrie Spooner Heffernan : That's four words.
Arthur Spooner : Oh, is it? Then I got another four words: Screw you!
Carrie Spooner Heffernan : Well, that's two words.
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Carrie Spooner Heffernan : I have a surprise for you.
Doug Heffernan : You're pregnant. Yes!
Carrie Spooner Heffernan : No.
Doug Heffernan : Thank God!
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Carrie Spooner Heffernan : The last time Tessie left you alone for two minutes, she found you shingling the roof with no pants... and no shingles.