- Arnold Horshack: There is a very simple solution to this if you "axe" me.
- Mr. Michael Woodman: Who "axed" you?
- Arnold Horshack: Mr. Kotter, these are the last earthly documents of Arnold Dingfelder Horshack. And I even left you something.
- Gabe Kotter: Do me a favor, Arnold. Don't leave me the Dingfelder.