Welcome Back, Kotter (TV Series)

Welcome Back (Pilot) (1975)

Gabe Kaplan: Gabe Kotter

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Quotes 

• Gabe Kotter : James Buchanan is not anywhere. It's in Bensonhurst, which is in Brooklyn, which is where I spent four degenerate years as a student. You know how rough that is? The gangs there don't use guns. They insert the bullets manually.

• Gabe Kotter : What's your favorite subject?

  Juan Luis Pedro Phillipo de Huevos Epstein : Assault.

• Gabe Kotter : Julie, baby, if it wasn't for you...

  Julie Kotter : What?

  Gabe Kotter : I would've married someone else.

• Mr. Michael Woodman : Remember my motto: Conquer thyself, Kotter. Conquer thyself.

  Gabe Kotter : Right here in the hall?

• [Gabe Kotter and Vice Principal Woodman are discussing Kotter's past as a 'Sweathog' at Buchanan High School] 

  Mr. Michael Woodman : What about the cafeteria riot?

  Gabe Kotter : The cafeteria riot? I was there, okay. I was an innocent bystander.

  Mr. Michael Woodman : Were it not for my faulty memory, I would seem to remember you bystanding on top of a table, shouting "Charge!"

  Gabe Kotter : That wasn't me, Mr. Woodman. That was Crazy Delaney.

  Mr. Michael Woodman : No, no, Kotter. Delaney was the maniac who dropped two teachers of different weights from the gymnasium window to see if they hit the ground at the same time. He said it was a physics experiment.