- Sledge Hammer: No! No! Nada! No! No shrinks for daddy! I want no part of this freak!
- Captain Trunk: Hammer, what is the matter with you? What are you afraid of? Haven't you ever been analyzed?
- Sledge Hammer: Not by anybody who lived!
- Captain Trunk: Hammer, this could help you! It could explain your use of excessive force!
- Sledge Hammer: Excessive force! What excessive force?
- Captain Trunk: What excessive force??? What about that time you broke up that floating casino with a torpedo?
- Sledge Hammer: Ahhhh! You shoulda seen that. Everywhere you looked, fish & chips!
- Weisbart: You don't like psychiatrists, do you, Hammer?
- Sledge Hammer: The last guy to point a finger at me ended up LIMPING through the Yellow Pages.
- Weisbart: Hammer, we must start out by trusting one another.
- Sledge Hammer: Trust you? You sound like a Nazi.
- Weisbart: Well, thank you very much, but enough about me. Why don't you just make yourself comfortable? Uh, perhaps you want to take off your gun?
- Sledge Hammer: I never take off my gun.
- Weisbart: Now, surely you must take it off sometime. I mean, you wouldn't sleep with your gun.
- Sledge Hammer: Says who?
- Weisbart: I will show you these ink-blots & you tell me what you see.
- Sledge Hammer: a .44 magnum blowing away a sleezeball
- [next]
- Sledge Hammer: A machine gun wasting an oil refinery
- [next]
- Sledge Hammer: A field of pussy-willows
- [next]
- Sledge Hammer: a sub-machine gun blowing away the pussy willows
- [next]
- Sledge Hammer: a duck handcuffing a naked lady.
- Weisbart: That's funny
- [looking at ink-blot]
- Weisbart: I never noticed the duck!
- Bartender: [referring to Doreau] Hey buddy, you look a lot better since you got her back.
- Sledge Hammer: [referring to gun] Yeah
- [pulling gun]
- Sledge Hammer: and now I'm gonna take her out & shoot her!
- Dori Doreau: [Watching as Sledge fondles his magnum] Boy, you really love that gun, don't you?
- Sledge Hammer: Doreau, guns help us survive in this jungle.
- Dori Doreau: You know, Hammer, in London the cops don't carry guns, and the criminals don't carry guns, and London's a very safe city to live in.
- Sledge Hammer: Yeah, especially if you're a crook and you got a gun.