- Casey Jones: This city's a cess pool of crime. Somebody's gotta clean it up and that someone is me. Not even criminal mutants can stop... Casey Jones!
- Raphael: That guy's seen too many "Filthy Harry" movies!
- Casey Jones: [Lifts a refrigerator over his head] Hold it right there! Even machines must obey the law!
- Donatello: [about to be crushed by a refrigerator] What a way to go. Done in by modern conveniences.
- April O'Neil: Help! Officers!
- [runaway cop car drives by with two police officers chasing it]
- April O'Neil: Oh, great! I'm copless!