Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV Series)

Four Musketurtles (1989)

Greg Berg: Donatello, Bebop

Quotes 

• Leonardo : Come, my comrades. There are wrongs to be righted and damsels to be saved, and you musketeers aren't even dressed.

  [the amnesiac Leonardo passes the other turtles musketeer outfits] 

  Donatello : My fault, guys. I put the costumes April sent over in Leonardo's room.

  Raphael : Clever move, brainiac.

  Splinter : Actually, Donatello did the right thing. You must humor him by putting on these costumes.

  Michelangelo : Pretend we're musketeers? Bogus, dude.

  Raphael : Look, I'd give Leonardo the shell off my back, okay? But I am NOT wearing lace with feathers, and that's final.

  Donatello : Same here.

  Michelangelo : Ditto.

  [the turtles are later wearing the musketeer costumes] 

  Raphael : I feel pretty stupid.

  Donatello : Same here.

  Michelangelo : Ditto.

• Leonardo : Guys, you've got to read this book. Some crook steals the queen's diamonds, okay? And D'Artagnan has to get them back.

  Donatello : [while watching TV]  Cool out, Leonardo. This is the best part.

  Leonardo : These musketeers were inseparable just like us, and their motto was "All for one and one for..."

  [a pizza is thrown at Leonardo] 

  Leonardo : Hey!

  Raphael : It's gonna be a free-for-all if you don't pipe down!