Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV Series)

Four Musketurtles (1989)

Peter Renaday: Hamato Yoshi, Splinter, Vernon Fenwick

Quotes 

• Irma Langinstein : [at Mardi Gras]  Hi there. I love your costume. I know a villain who wears one just like it.

  Shredder : [lifting up Irma, who is wearing a magic gem]  And I love what you're wearing - The gem! At last! It's all mine!

  Irma Langinstein : [giggling]  Oh, please, we've just met. Let's not rush things.

  April O'Neil : It's Shredder! Poor Irma doesn't know the danger she's in!

  Vernon Fenwick : Poor Irma? How about poor him?

  Burne Thompson : Irma, tell that goon to put you down! You're supposed to be working!

  Irma Langinstein : [swooning]  Forget it, Mr. Thompson. I just quit.

  Shredder : Now how do I get out of here?

• Leonardo : Come, my comrades. There are wrongs to be righted and damsels to be saved, and you musketeers aren't even dressed.

  [the amnesiac Leonardo passes the other turtles musketeer outfits] 

  Donatello : My fault, guys. I put the costumes April sent over in Leonardo's room.

  Raphael : Clever move, brainiac.

  Splinter : Actually, Donatello did the right thing. You must humor him by putting on these costumes.

  Michelangelo : Pretend we're musketeers? Bogus, dude.

  Raphael : Look, I'd give Leonardo the shell off my back, okay? But I am NOT wearing lace with feathers, and that's final.

  Donatello : Same here.

  Michelangelo : Ditto.

  [the turtles are later wearing the musketeer costumes] 

  Raphael : I feel pretty stupid.

  Donatello : Same here.

  Michelangelo : Ditto.

• Vernon Fenwick : Yeow! Where did you people ever get those ugly turtle costumes?

  Raphael : Probably the same place you got that ugly mask.

  Vernon Fenwick : But I'm not wearing a... Now just a darn minute!

• Vernon Fenwick : April, I'm not getting any younger!

  April O'Neil : Or any nicer.