- Irma Langinstein: [at Mardi Gras] Hi there. I love your costume. I know a villain who wears one just like it.
- Shredder: [lifting up Irma, who is wearing a magic gem] And I love what you're wearing - The gem! At last! It's all mine!
- Irma Langinstein: [giggling] Oh, please, we've just met. Let's not rush things.
- April O'Neil: It's Shredder! Poor Irma doesn't know the danger she's in!
- Vernon Fenwick: Poor Irma? How about poor him?
- Burne Thompson: Irma, tell that goon to put you down! You're supposed to be working!
- Irma Langinstein: [swooning] Forget it, Mr. Thompson. I just quit.
- Shredder: Now how do I get out of here?
- Michaelangelo: Whoa-ho! The three Musketurtles are here, you scurvy scoundrels. Oh, I feel so corn talking like that.
- Leonardo: Come, my comrades. There are wrongs to be righted and damsels to be saved, and you musketeers aren't even dressed.
- [the amnesiac Leonardo passes the other turtles musketeer outfits]
- Donatello: My fault, guys. I put the costumes April sent over in Leonardo's room.
- Raphael: Clever move, brainiac.
- Splinter: Actually, Donatello did the right thing. You must humor him by putting on these costumes.
- Michelangelo: Pretend we're musketeers? Bogus, dude.
- Raphael: Look, I'd give Leonardo the shell off my back, okay? But I am NOT wearing lace with feathers, and that's final.
- Donatello: Same here.
- Michelangelo: Ditto.
- [the turtles are later wearing the musketeer costumes]
- Raphael: I feel pretty stupid.
- Donatello: Same here.
- Michelangelo: Ditto.
- Vernon Fenwick: Yeow! Where did you people ever get those ugly turtle costumes?
- Raphael: Probably the same place you got that ugly mask.
- Vernon Fenwick: But I'm not wearing a... Now just a darn minute!
- Leonardo: Guys, you've got to read this book. Some crook steals the queen's diamonds, okay? And D'Artagnan has to get them back.
- Donatello: [while watching TV] Cool out, Leonardo. This is the best part.
- Leonardo: These musketeers were inseparable just like us, and their motto was "All for one and one for..."
- [a pizza is thrown at Leonardo]
- Leonardo: Hey!
- Raphael: It's gonna be a free-for-all if you don't pipe down!
- Krang: Seize that traitor!
- Shredder: I can explain, Krang. I... uh... um, I wanted to save you the trouble of lugging the generator all the way back here.
- Krang: How very thoughtful. Perhaps I'll save you the trouble of growing old. I heard your rehearsal. I have one note. Cast change! I will be the ruler of the world.