Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV Series)

The Catwoman from Channel Six (1988)

Barry Gordon: Donatello, Bebop

Quotes 

• Donatello : Well, April, how does it feel being a human again?

  April O'Neil : Awful! My nails are absolutely ruined from walking around on all fours!

  Raphael : Yep, she's back to being a woman again!

• Shredder : [Shredder has caught April who has mutated into a cat person and put her in a cage]  Get her something to eat! It may calm her down.

  Bebop : Uh, I have just the thing, boss.

  [pulls a mouse out of his pocket] 

  Bebop : Hey, kitty look at what Bebop got you for din-din

  [the mouse bites him and he drops it in the cage] 

  Bebop : Ow!

  Shredder : [April looks at the mouse, screams and backs away from it]  You fool! She's still more female than feline!

  [April hisses at him] 

  Shredder : Hmm, she may not eat a rodent, but perhaps she'll help me hunt one down.

• Donatello : [a female cat approaches him and he pets her mistaking her for April]  Hi there, pussycat. What's your name?

  [the cat jumps into his arms and nuzzles him] 

  Donatello : Is that really you April?

  [the cat meows and purrs] 

  Donatello : See I told you I was her favorite!

  Raphael : It's not you man, it's those anchovy pizzas you eat!

• April O'Neil : April here. What's up, guys?

  Donatello : We've got an emergency and we need your help.

  April O'Neil : Now, this sounds like a real story.

  Donatello : Uh, uh, right, yeah. There are these gigantic alligators in the sewer.

  April O'Neil : Fantastic! I'll bring my video camera.

  Donatello : Uh, we'd rather you brought a spare TV instead.

  April O'Neil : Huh?

  [later, April is at the turtles' lair] 

  April O'Neil : Oh, you got me over here so you could watch a MOVIE about alligators in the sewers?

  Michelangelo : [while watching TV]  Exactamundo. Ha ha ha. Awesome flick, isn't it?

  Raphael : Hey, you guys want to hold it down? You're drowning out all the screams.

• Raphael : [after April leaves]  Hey, she can't go to Woo's by herself. That place is really bad.

  Donatello : The food is even worse.

• Raphael : You know, I'm getting pretty bored with these private eye disguises.

  Donatello : Uh, sorry, fellas, but our French poodle suits are still at the cleaners.

• [the turtles get ready to enter April's apartment through the window only to find Irma already inside] 

  Irma Langinstein : Hi, fellas. What took you so long?

  Raphael : Irma! How'd you get in here?

  Irma Langinstein : I've got a key.

  Donatello : You mean we climbed that fire escape for nothing?

  Leonardo : It's okay. We needed the workout.

• [after Michelangelo uses a wind-up toy mouse to lure the tiger into a cage and trap it] 

  Leonardo : Boy, Michelangelo, you and your dumb toys.

  Michelangelo : Like I always say: Never look a gift mouse in the mouth.

  Leonardo , Raphael , Donatello : Oooh!

• Donatello : April and the cat must've gotten their molecules switched.

  Raphael : Which means that somewhere out there is a cat who's trying to choose just the right nail polish for its claws.

• Irma Langinstein : Yoohoo! Splinter? Are you in there?

  Donatello : Irma, what are you doing in the sewers?

  Irma Langinstein : Well, a woman will go to any depths to meet her dream man. Now, where is this hunky Splinter guy?

  [Splinter enters] 

  Splinter : I am Splinter.

  Irma Langinstein : [gasps]  You're a... You're a rat!

  Splinter : Precisely. You must be Irma.

  Irma Langinstein : Wrong. I must be going.

  [runs away] 

  Irma Langinstein : AAH!