Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV Series)

The Catwoman from Channel Six (1988)

Renae Jacobs: April O'Neil

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Quotes 

• Donatello : Well, April, how does it feel being a human again?

  April O'Neil : Awful! My nails are absolutely ruined from walking around on all fours!

  Raphael : Yep, she's back to being a woman again!

• April O'Neil : [after Irma leaves her apartment after her cat instincts start kicking it]  Ooh, I thought she'd never leave!

  [gets down on all fours and drinks the milk from the bowl with the cats she brought into her apartment] 

• April O'Neil : [to the turtles as a cat woman under Shredder's control with a collar]  Must kill all of you, Shredder commands it!

• April O'Neil : [after she goes through the teleporter with a cat]  What happened? I feel so woozy

  [gasps as she notices that she has grown cat claws] 

  April O'Neil : What's going on?

• April O'Neil : This is April O'Neil, Channel 6 news, speaking with this year's winner of the fat cabbies contest, Myron Bimbleton. Tell us, what is the secret of your success?

  Myron Bimbleton : Uh, chili burgers and onions. Lots of onions.

  April O'Neil : [disgusted]  Oh, you said a mouthful, Myron.

  [Myron burps] 

  April O'Neil : This is April O'Neil. Channel 6 news.

  Vernon Fenwick : Okay, that's a wrap.

  April O'Neil : Really, Vernon, why must I do these idiotic human interest stories?

  Vernon Fenwick : Because the public eats them up.

  April O'Neil : Right, with lots of onions.

• April O'Neil : April here. What's up, guys?

  Donatello : We've got an emergency and we need your help.

  April O'Neil : Now, this sounds like a real story.

  Donatello : Uh, uh, right, yeah. There are these gigantic alligators in the sewer.

  April O'Neil : Fantastic! I'll bring my video camera.

  Donatello : Uh, we'd rather you brought a spare TV instead.

  April O'Neil : Huh?

  [later, April is at the turtles' lair] 

  April O'Neil : Oh, you got me over here so you could watch a MOVIE about alligators in the sewers?

  Michelangelo : [while watching TV]  Exactamundo. Ha ha ha. Awesome flick, isn't it?

  Raphael : Hey, you guys want to hold it down? You're drowning out all the screams.

• April O'Neil : [finds a Chinese food carton]  Chinese food? Don't tell me that you guys have given up pizza.

  Leonardo : It's Rocksteady and Bebop's. It's not bad enough they trashed the place, they also left their garbage!

• April O'Neil : [about the turtles' lair]  What happened here? World War III?