Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV Series)

The Catwoman from Channel Six (1988)

Rob Paulsen: Raphael, Angry Diner

Quotes 

• Donatello : Well, April, how does it feel being a human again?

  April O'Neil : Awful! My nails are absolutely ruined from walking around on all fours!

  Raphael : Yep, she's back to being a woman again!

• Donatello : [a female cat approaches him and he pets her mistaking her for April]  Hi there, pussycat. What's your name?

  [the cat jumps into his arms and nuzzles him] 

  Donatello : Is that really you April?

  [the cat meows and purrs] 

  Donatello : See I told you I was her favorite!

  Raphael : It's not you man, it's those anchovy pizzas you eat!

• Michelangelo : [while watching a movie]  Oh, awesome. Who's the slime monster gonna scarf up next?

  Raphael : Who cares as long as she's a real good screamer.

• April O'Neil : April here. What's up, guys?

  Donatello : We've got an emergency and we need your help.

  April O'Neil : Now, this sounds like a real story.

  Donatello : Uh, uh, right, yeah. There are these gigantic alligators in the sewer.

  April O'Neil : Fantastic! I'll bring my video camera.

  Donatello : Uh, we'd rather you brought a spare TV instead.

  April O'Neil : Huh?

  [later, April is at the turtles' lair] 

  April O'Neil : Oh, you got me over here so you could watch a MOVIE about alligators in the sewers?

  Michelangelo : [while watching TV]  Exactamundo. Ha ha ha. Awesome flick, isn't it?

  Raphael : Hey, you guys want to hold it down? You're drowning out all the screams.

• Raphael : [after April leaves]  Hey, she can't go to Woo's by herself. That place is really bad.

  Donatello : The food is even worse.

• Leonardo : Okay. So... So what happened to April?

  Irma Langinstein : [starts talking rapidly]  Well, first she turned into a cat, and then she drank milk from a saucer, and then she jumped out the window, and then she went to some man called Shredder, and then she went to...

  Raphael : Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down.

  Michelangelo : Right. Could you, like, rewind that and play it back at normal speed?

• Raphael : You know, I'm getting pretty bored with these private eye disguises.

  Donatello : Uh, sorry, fellas, but our French poodle suits are still at the cleaners.

• [the turtles get ready to enter April's apartment through the window only to find Irma already inside] 

  Irma Langinstein : Hi, fellas. What took you so long?

  Raphael : Irma! How'd you get in here?

  Irma Langinstein : I've got a key.

  Donatello : You mean we climbed that fire escape for nothing?

  Leonardo : It's okay. We needed the workout.

• [after Michelangelo uses a wind-up toy mouse to lure the tiger into a cage and trap it] 

  Leonardo : Boy, Michelangelo, you and your dumb toys.

  Michelangelo : Like I always say: Never look a gift mouse in the mouth.

  Leonardo , Raphael , Donatello : Oooh!

• Irma Langinstein : [on the turtlecom]  Hello? Is anyone there?

  Leonardo : Who are you?

  Irma Langinstein : Never mind that. Who are you?

  Leonardo : I'm Leonardo.

  Irma Langinstein : [gasps]  You really are a turtle.

  Raphael : Congratulations, lady. You just won the national wildlife award.

• Donatello : April and the cat must've gotten their molecules switched.

  Raphael : Which means that somewhere out there is a cat who's trying to choose just the right nail polish for its claws.