- Cop in Car: Copy 9 reporting four escaped... uh little green men.
- Sgt. Sean O'Tharity: Leprechauns! Now after them!
- Sgt. Sean O'Tharity: [confronting April and the turtles] Hold it right there you wretched blarney devils!
- Raphael: [confused] Wretched what?
- Sgt. Sean O'Tharity: I knew you'd return to the scene of the crime, I'm arresting the lot of ya, Miss O'Neil I only hope you're here against your will, you're too pretty a lass to mixed up with the likes of these
- April O'Neil: Sergeant you've got to believe me the turtles did not steal the tortellini emerald, if you let them go they'll capture the ones who did
- Leonardo: Sergeant give us an hour, if we can't catch those crooks we'll turn ourselves in
- Sgt. Sean O'Tharity: If Lt. Brodsky knew I let you get away again he'd... you've got one hour!
- April O'Neil: Thanks Sargent
- [kisses him, O'Tharity then blushes]
- Sgt. Sean O'Tharity: And I couldn't have captured these crooks without the help of Teenage Mutant Ninja Leprechauns.
- Michaelangelo: Begora! That's us, me boys!
- [begins dancing Irish jig on coffee table]
- Sgt. Sean O'Tharity: Come quietly, my green lads.
- [stares at the turtles shocked]
- Michaelangelo: What's the matter, dude? Haven't you seen four foot tall turtles before?
- Sgt. Sean O'Tharity: Faith and Begorah! The wee ones! The little people!
- Raphael: Hey, hey, Sean, I know we're short. But not *that* short.
- Sgt. Sean O'Tharity: You've got the wrong people here, Lieutenant. They don't have the emerald. They've got pots of gold.
- Lt. Bronski: What are you talking about, O'Tharity?
- Sgt. Sean O'Tharity: They're leprechauns!
- Lt. Bronski: You're nuts!
- Michaelangelo: [attempting to perform a magic trick] As you can see the hat is empty
- Raphael: [sarcastically] Like your head!
- [the others laugh]
- Donatello: Oh not true, that head's got some brains, only they're not Michaelangelo's
- [laughs]
- Don Turtelli: [in the furniture exhibit room of the museum, the kids are siting on a pair of chairs placed side by side, bound at the wrists and knees, their bare feet propped up on an ottoman each with the Don kneeling in front of Zach and tickling his feet with his feather] You brats are going to tell me where you stashed that emerald or you'll be very sorry!
- Zach: HA HA HA HA I-I ALREADY AM... ..HA HA HA HA SORRY! HA HA HA HA
- Don Turtelli: That emerald belonged to my grandfather, Tony "The Tickler" Turtelli
- Rodney: How come they got it boss
- Don Turtelli: Because the police caught him coming out of the museum with it, but its gonna be back in the family again! Get the van ready Rodney, I'm going to the museum
- Caitlyn: Where are we going
- Zach: The front door is just ahead
- Great Boldini: [from far behind them] This way
- Caitlyn: Their coming
- [try's to open door]
- Caitlyn: Ah... it locked, now what ?
- Zach: We've got to hide this emerald, but where
- Caitlyn: The last place they'd ever look for it, come on
- [grabs the emerald from Zach and runs of in another direction followed by him]
- April O'Neil: It gets worse guy, there seems to be an invasion of rats
- Donatello: Rats?
- Leonardo: That means that Zach and Caitlyn are in there with Don Turtelli and the Rat King, and we can't get to them
- Don Turtelli: [Turtelli is still holding a struggling Caitlyn in one hand with his feather in the other] Alright kid, this is your last chance. come out now or the girl gets it
- Zach: [calling out] Promise you'll let us go
- Caitlyn: Don't do it Zach
- Don Turtelli: Where do you want it blondie, under your arms, the soles of yer feet?
- Zach: [Don Turtelli continues to tickle Zachs Feet] HA HA HA HA... OH-OH PLEASE... . HA HA HA HA... . NO-NO MORE
- Don Turtelli: Then tell us where you've hid the Tortellini Emerald
- Caitlyn: [Turtelli begins to tickle Caitlyn's feet] HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA... NEVER