- Kitty Forman: Well, we're off to buy curtains for Eric's room. We're making it into a sewing area, so I thought a nice floral print might really pretty it up.
- Reginald 'Red' Forman: It's all part of our plan to make Eric's room less girlie.
- Fez: I wanted to make my room more manly, so I put up some posters of the Village People. Mission accomplished!
- Jackie Burkhart: [to Donna and Randy] So, have you guys had sex yet?
- Donna Pinciotti: [outraged] Jackie!
- Steven Hyde: My money's on "no". Donna is a strong, independent woman who feels that men should respect women for their minds. In other words, she's a big, fat tease.
- Fez: Well, I think it's going to happen soon, because normally, Donna only shaves her legs up to her knees. But this morning, she went all the way from Miami to Jacksonville.
- Jackie Burkhart: Fez, why are you lying to her? You didn't go out last night; you were lying in front of the TV, trying to look up Victoria Principal's dress.
- Hilary: [to Jackie] How would YOU know? Wait, have you guys dated?
- Jackie Burkhart: Ew, no! We're just roommates.
- Hilary: Fez, you told me you had your own place! You called it the Feznasium...
- Jackie Burkhart: Fez, why did you lie to her? You didn't go out last night, you just lay in front of the TV, trying to look up Victoria Principal's skirt!