The Simpsons (TV Series)
Homer Alone (1992)
Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson, Selma Bouvier, Patty Bouvier
Quotes
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Marge Simpson : Homer, if Maggie really doesn't want to go, maybe she should stay here with you.
Patty : Are you sure that's wise? He'll probably trade her for a beer and a nudie magazine.
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[first lines; Homer chases Bart through the house in his underwear, knocking over and breaking a lamp]
Marge Simpson : I am not cleaning that... who am I kidding?
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Marge Simpson : Kids! hurry up or you're gonna miss your bus!
Lisa Simpson : [apathetically] No way.
Bart : [apathetically] Never happen.
[the bus drives off]
Bart : Well, I'll be damned.
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[as Marge train pulls away]
Marge Simpson : Goodbye, Homie.
Homer Simpson : [running after her] Goodbye? Where's my clean underwear?
Marge Simpson : Check the dryer!
Homer Simpson : How often should I change Maggie?
Marge Simpson : Whenever she needs it!
Homer Simpson : Marge, Marge! How do I use the pressure cooker!
Marge Simpson : Don't!
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Marge Simpson : [to Homer about why she needs to take a vacation] I need to unwind.
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[last lines; Marge is home after taking a vacation by herself, and the house nearly went to pieces without her]
Marge Simpson : And from now on, I hope you'll to help out a little more than you're used to.
Homer Simpson : You got it, sweet heart. Do you have enough blanket there?
Marge Simpson : Well, I could use a little more. And sometimes I want a little time to myself. and I expect you to help.
Bart : Mom?
[Widen to show that Bart, Lisa, and Maggie are sharing the bed with Homer and Marge]
Bart : I think I speak for everyone in this bed when I say you have nothing to worry about. Now let's just try to get a little shut-eye, huh?
[He turns out the light. The whole family lets out a sigh. Marge and Homer's eyes close, then Bart and Lisa's. Finally, Maggie's eyes droop, and close]