Three's Company (TV Series)
Unaired Pilot #1 (1976)
Valerie Curtin: Jenny
Quotes
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Samantha : [morning after] Oh, my head. I'm not a well person.
Jenny : You'll have to help with the mess, Snow White. It's the dwarves day off.
Samantha : I just remembered that loudmouthed girl last night.
Jenny : Uh-huh.
Samantha : The one who wouldn't shut up.
Jenny : Uh-huh.
Samantha : The one who wanted to do the striptease, but kept falling down.
Jenny : Uh-huh.
Samantha : That was me, wasn't it?
Jenny : Uh-huh.
Samantha : I really wrecked Eleanor's wedding reception, didn't I?
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David Bell : [dripping wet after having been clothes-and-all in the bathtub] It's embarrassing dripping all over your floor.
Jenny : Oh, don't be embarrassed. Take your clothes off.
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Jenny : [Samantha's self-conscious re her egg-cooking expertise] Don't put yourself down. They'll be fine. The shells look ready.
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Samantha : Oh, the toast!
[takes charcoal-burnt slices out of the oven]
David Bell : [half-heartedly accepts] Thanks.
Jenny : [those tar-black burnt bread slices land on her plate] None for me. I gave up smoking.
Samantha : [as David struggles to chew] Terrible, huh?
David Bell : [softly] No, no, really, it's fine.
Jenny : [teasing] The hearty man eats a condemned meal.
Samantha : [as David breaks apart a scorched slice] You dont have to eat it.
Jenny : Right, you can sketch with it.
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[last lines]
David Bell : [moving in] This is my camera stuff. Is this neighborhood fairly safe?
Jenny : Oh, nobody bothers us. We've got a turtle.
David Bell : Well...
Samantha : [re his camera equipment] I'll put this in your bedroom.
David Bell : My very own bedroom!
Jenny : [gesturing] And that's *our* very own bedroom.
David Bell : [forcing a smile] Right.
Jenny : One wrong move - we take you straight to the vet.