- Samantha: [morning after] Oh, my head. I'm not a well person.
- Jenny: You'll have to help with the mess, Snow White. It's the dwarves day off.
- Samantha: I just remembered that loudmouthed girl last night.
- Jenny: Uh-huh.
- Samantha: The one who wouldn't shut up.
- Jenny: Uh-huh.
- Samantha: The one who wanted to do the striptease, but kept falling down.
- Jenny: Uh-huh.
- Samantha: That was me, wasn't it?
- Jenny: Uh-huh.
- Samantha: I really wrecked Eleanor's wedding reception, didn't I?
- David Bell: [dripping wet after having been clothes-and-all in the bathtub] It's embarrassing dripping all over your floor.
- Jenny: Oh, don't be embarrassed. Take your clothes off.
- Jenny: [Samantha's self-conscious re her egg-cooking expertise] Don't put yourself down. They'll be fine. The shells look ready.
- Samantha: Oh, the toast!
- [takes charcoal-burnt slices out of the oven]
- David Bell: [half-heartedly accepts] Thanks.
- Jenny: [those tar-black burnt bread slices land on her plate] None for me. I gave up smoking.
- Samantha: [as David struggles to chew] Terrible, huh?
- David Bell: [softly] No, no, really, it's fine.
- Jenny: [teasing] The hearty man eats a condemned meal.
- Samantha: [as David breaks apart a scorched slice] You dont have to eat it.
- Jenny: Right, you can sketch with it.
- [last lines]
- David Bell: [moving in] This is my camera stuff. Is this neighborhood fairly safe?
- Jenny: Oh, nobody bothers us. We've got a turtle.
- David Bell: Well...
- Samantha: [re his camera equipment] I'll put this in your bedroom.
- David Bell: My very own bedroom!
- Jenny: [gesturing] And that's *our* very own bedroom.
- David Bell: [forcing a smile] Right.
- Jenny: One wrong move - we take you straight to the vet.