Sally Struthers: Gloria Bunker-Stivic

Quotes 

• Archie Bunker : Can you believe a family of midgets by the name of the Bambinis?

  Gloria Stivic : No.

  Archie Bunker : Sure. You couldn't tell the parents from the kids until the old man lit up a cigar. They was walking around here talking about lowering all the door knobs.

  Gloria Stivic : I hope you didn't say anything to hurt their feelings.

  Archie Bunker : No, I think anything I said went right over their heads.