The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

The Two Faces of Rob (1962)

Morey Amsterdam: Buddy Sorrell

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• Sally Rogers : [about Laura]  Oh, come on, Rob, she's teasing you because she thought you were teasing her. She knows it's you.

  Rob Petrie : [Shakes head]  She thought it was him.

  Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell : That's what she wants you to think. She knows it was you.

  Rob Petrie : You gonna tell me about her? You may know you, but you don't know her. She thought it was him

  Sally Rogers : Well, I know her, and I know you, and I'm telling you she knows it's you.

  Rob Petrie : You think you know about us? I am part of us, and I don't know her, but I know her better than you know her, and I tell you that she thought it was him and not me!

  Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell : I like the way your eyes light up when you go crazy.

• Sally Rogers : Uh, Rob, suppose Laura shows up at the bar at 4:30.

  Rob Petrie : She won't. There's not a chance.

  Sally Rogers : Well, just suppose she does.

  Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell : Then she'll be stood up.

  Rob Petrie : Look, she will not be stood up because she is not gonna be there. Now, she is my wife and I know her. I don't know why I've carried this ridiculous thing on as long as I have. I-I should've told her a long time ago and told her the truth. Believe me, when I get home tonight, I'm gonna... I'm gonna explain the whole ridiculous thing to her.

  Sally Rogers : Boy, she's gonna give it to you pretty good, Rob.

  Rob Petrie : Oh, no, not Laura. She won't say a word. For months.

• Buddy Sorrell : Alan plays a mad bird scientist and he crosses a homing pigeon with a woodpecker. The bird doesn't only deliver the message, it knocks on the door.