Adventures of the Gummi Bears (TV Series)

Ogre Baby Boom/The White Knight (1988)

Michael Rye: Duke Igthorn, King Gregor, Sir Victor Igthorn

Quotes 

• Duke Igthorn : How can I devilishly plot the downfall of Dunwyn with that infernal racket going on?

• Duke Igthorn : Just what do you think you're doing?

  Toadwart : Entertaining the troops.

  [an ogre kicks him as the soccer ball] 

  Duke Igthorn : Well, go play in someone else's yard!

  [throws him out the window so he tumbles down the steps] 

• Duke Igthorn : My scathingly brilliant assault plan is too easy; even a child could carry it out.

  Toadwart : [coming in]  That good to hear, Dukie.

• Duke Igthorn : [about to throw Toadwart]  Imbecile, you want to learn about child-rearing? Let me give you a crash course!

• Duke Igthorn : [swatting the other ogres with Toadie]  Get off me, you cretinous crawlers! And don't call me Daddy.

• Duke Igthorn : Oh, if I never see another ogre again, it'll be five hundred years too soon.

• Sir Victor : If I don't right at least three wrongs, I'm batty all day.

• Sir Victor : Defend thyselves, villains.

  Toadwart : Time for perceptive Toadie to make prodigious run.

• Sir Victor : Surrender, rogues. I have these outnumbered one to five.

  Duke Igthorn : Modest as ever, Victor.

  Sir Victor : Sigmund?

  Toadwart : Yes, it's Sigmund. Sigmund?

• Duke Igthorn : After all these years, have you no greeting for me, dear brother?

  Sir Victor : Not that I care to repeat in this company.

• Duke Igthorn : Same as when you were a kid, always going around protecting the oppressed and saving the downtrodden. What kind of hobby is that for a six-year-old?

• Sir Victor : Unhand me, despicable despot!

  Duke Igthorn : Do-gooder!

  Sir Victor : Malcontent!

  Duke Igthorn : Mama's boy!

  Sir Victor : Better a mama's boy than Siggy Soggyshorts.

• Duke Igthorn : In honor of your visit I have decided to tell the world that - we are brothers.

  Sir Victor : No! You wouldn't!

  Toadwart : Yes, he would.

  Duke Igthorn , Sir Victor : WILL YOU BUTT OUT!

  Toadwart : Yep. They're brothers.

• Cavin : So it's true. You *are* helping him. Why?

  Sir Victor : You... wouldn't understand.

  Cavin : You're right, I don't.

• Duke Igthorn : I'm so brilliant I've even outdone myself this time.

• Duke Igthorn : Those walking throwrugs will ruin everything.

• Sir Victor : And so it begins. But Igthorn will ruin me. I *am* a hero... At least, I used to be.

• Duke Igthorn : Say farewell, Crummy Bears.

• Sir Victor : Surrender, fiend. I have the strength of ten. For my heart is pure, my cause is just, and good shall ever triumph over...

  Duke Igthorn : Oh, put a cork in it.

• Duke Igthorn : You never were a match for me, Vic. You and your perfect teeth, and your blonde hair and your stupid voice.

  Sir Victor : Neither thy taunts nor thy sword shall touch me, Sigmund.

• Duke Igthorn : Once I'll make mincemeat of you, I'll do the same to your stupid horse.

  Sir Victor : Say what you like about me, but leave my horse out of this!

• King Gregor : Welcome to Dunwyn, Sir Victor. Allow me to present my daughter, Calla.

  Sir Victor : Ah, her beauty is a beacon which doth outshine the very stars.

  [He kisses her hand. Calla sighs and faints] 

  King Gregor : My word! Does this happen often?

  Sir Victor : Constantly!