What's Your Number? (2011)
Anna Faris: Ally Darling
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Quotes
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Ally Darling : Where's my coffee pot?
Colin Shea : I broke it. If you were on Twitter you would know that already.
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Colin Shea : I don't know why you care so much about your number anyway
Ally Darling : You guys all have this ideal girl in your minds, and if our number gets too high, we can't be that girl.
Colin Shea : The ideal girl. Tell me about her.
Ally Darling : You know, you can take her home to the family, she's smart, but not smarter than you, and she bakes apple pies with your mom and plays catch with your handicapped sister. But then when you're alone, she takes off her glasses and puts on a vinyl cat suit and fucks you sideways
Colin Shea : That girl doesn't exist, if she did, I'd be sleeping with her. And what kind of guy cares about how many people you slept with anyway?
Ally Darling : Decent guys.
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Jake Adams : Well if I wasn't your first, at least I can be your last.
Ally Darling : Why? Are you going to rape and kill me later?
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Ally Darling : My husband is in the north pole. He's a scientist too. He's dealing with the whole ice cap situation. Yeah. He's probably going to fix it.
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Ally Darling : Oh my God! He's taking me to this party tonight. I offered to stay at the Best Western, but he insisted on putting me up at the Omni!
Colin Shea : He dropped you off at the hotel, and didn't come up for his good-to-see-you sex? What'd you do to turn him off?
Ally Darling : Nothing. He's a gentleman.
Colin Shea : You wore that pantsuit, didn't you?
Ally Darling : That pantsuit is sexy. It's very Katharine Hepburn.
Colin Shea : All right. Let's clear something up right now. Katharine Hepburn was not sexy. Audrey Hepburn was sexy. Katharine Hepburn was a dude.
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Jake Adams : So, how does dinner in Milan and breakfast in Paris sound?
Ally Darling : Starchy.
