Malcolm in the Middle (TV Series)
Lois Battles Jamie (2005)
Frankie Muniz: Malcolm
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Quotes
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Reese : Maybe we're just going about this the wrong way. We have to think outside the box. If you were a diving board, what would you want someone to do with you?
Dewey : Take me ice-skating.
Reese : Don't be an idiot. That place is freezing, and it's always so crowded.
Dewey : Yeah, but they have good hot dogs.
Reese : Those hot dogs suck compared to the ones at the train station.
Dewey : Why would a diving board want to go to the train station?
Reese : How should I know? Maybe he wants to visit a relative.
Malcolm : Okay! Okay! Back in the box.
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Reese : I think it's my last time.
Malcolm : Last time for what?
Reese : For anything stupid and reckless and fun. Maybe it's because I'm almost 18 now, but lately I've been hearing this voice in my head that says, "That's dangerous, that's stupid. You're gonna hurt yourself." And the old voice, the one that says, "This is fun. Do it anyways. They'll figure out how to save you." It just gets quieter and quieter. Pretty soon, I won't be able to hear it at all. But before it dies, I want to say goodbye to it the right way. We'll give it the best send-off any crazy voice could ever ask for. I'd do it for mine.
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Dewey : Jamie tries to kill Mom, and we're the ones who have to clean it up. You want to tell me how that's fair?
Malcolm : You gotta give that kid some credit. It's the closest any of us actually ever came.
Dewey : Yeah. Jamie wasn't really spawned by Satan, was he?
Malcolm : No. If he was, we'd have a way better house.
