- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: This is not a Hollywood funeral. Now, take the sunglasses off.
- Denise Huxtable: [Denise takes them off and Cliff sees she's put on strange makeup]
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Put the sunglasses back on!
- Clair Huxtable: I love living here. Coming in third after your patients and a dead goldfish.
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Hey Clair, fish goes, you move up to number two,
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Lemont was a good fish, happy and brave.
- Vanessa Huxtable: I always felt safe with him around.
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: And so as do all fish, Lamont's time on this Earth...
- Rudy Huxtable: Daddy?
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Yes, dear?
- Rudy Huxtable: I want to watch television.
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Yeah, well see, we're having a funeral for your friend.
- Rudy Huxtable: I want to watch TV now.
- Vanessa Huxtable: Me too.
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Nobody is going to watch TV until the funeral is over. Is that clear?
- Clair Huxtable: Cliff, if she doesn't want the funeral, maybe we shouldn't have it.
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: We got dressed up for this!
- Vanessa Huxtable: Rudy, what Dad's trying to tell you is your goldfish is decreased.
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Close. Deceased.
- Rudy Huxtable: What's deceased?
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Dead.
- Rudy Huxtable: What's dead?
- Theo: Your goldfish, yuck!