The Joe Schmo Show (TV Series)

Cruiser (2004)

Kevin Kirkpatrick: Bryce 'The Stalker'

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Quotes 

• Bryce 'The Stalker' : [regarding Everett the frog]  You killed him by giving him a donut?

  Cammy 'The Moron' : It was a maple bar. I love maple bars.

• T.J. 'The Playah' : No, birds eat frogs. I don't care.

  Bryce 'The Stalker' : No, I care! Because it was not a frog, it was a human ****ing being! It was my pet! You killed it!