The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer Goes to College (1993)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson

Quotes 

• Bart Simpson : Well, Pop, what are you gonna do?

  Homer Simpson : Something I should have done a long time ago!

  [long pause] 

  Marge Simpson : You don't know, do you?

  Homer Simpson : No ma'am.

• Bart Simpson : Dad, start digging some nerd holes!

  Lisa Simpson : It's bad enough they put their retainers in the dishwasher; can't we do something?

  Homer Simpson : Look, I'm sure we can work something out where we can all live in harmony, right, Marge?

  Marge Simpson : No, I want those geeks outta my house!

• Bart Simpson : [Bart and Lisa holds hands before the TV, as they're about to watch Scratchy getting Itchy for the first time ever]  My purpose in life is to witness this moment

  Benjamin : [Benjamin unplugs the TV as Lisa and Bart start screaming in despair]  I need the outline for the rock tumbler

  Lisa Simpson , Bart Simpson : Plug it in! Plug it in!

  Benjamin : What, the rock tumbler or the TV?

  Lisa Simpson , Bart Simpson : The TV! The TV!

  [Benjamin plugs the TV again and Itchy and Stratchy is already over] 

  Krusty the Clown : Woah! They'll never let us show that again! Not in a million years!

  [Bart and Lisa scream]