The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer Goes to College (1993)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Bart Simpson : Dad, start digging some nerd holes!

  Lisa Simpson : It's bad enough they put their retainers in the dishwasher; can't we do something?

  Homer Simpson : Look, I'm sure we can work something out where we can all live in harmony, right, Marge?

  Marge Simpson : No, I want those geeks outta my house!

• Lisa Simpson : Dad, don't let these application essays throw you. Let's see: "List your three favorite books and how they've influenced your life".

  Homer Simpson : Is "TV Guide" a book?

  Lisa Simpson : No.

  Homer Simpson : "Son of Sniglet"?

  Lisa Simpson : No.

  Homer Simpson : Katherine Hepburn's "Me"?

  Lisa Simpson : No!

  Homer Simpson : Oh, I suck!

• Bart Simpson : [Bart and Lisa holds hands before the TV, as they're about to watch Scratchy getting Itchy for the first time ever]  My purpose in life is to witness this moment

  Benjamin : [Benjamin unplugs the TV as Lisa and Bart start screaming in despair]  I need the outline for the rock tumbler

  Lisa Simpson , Bart Simpson : Plug it in! Plug it in!

  Benjamin : What, the rock tumbler or the TV?

  Lisa Simpson , Bart Simpson : The TV! The TV!

  [Benjamin plugs the TV again and Itchy and Stratchy is already over] 

  Krusty the Clown : Woah! They'll never let us show that again! Not in a million years!

  [Bart and Lisa scream]