"The Simpsons" Homer the Heretic (TV Episode 1992) - Harry Shearer as Rev. Lovejoy, KBBL DJ #2, TV Announcer, Sports Commentator, Penny, God, Scratchy, Ned Flanders, Kent Brockman

Rev. Lovejoy : No Homer, God didn't burn your house down, but he was working in the hearts of your friends be they Christian, Jew, or... miscellaneous.

Apu : Hindu. There are seven hundred million of us.

Rev. Lovejoy : Aww, that's super.
Reverend Lovejoy : Homer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7:26. "The foolish man who built his house upon the sand."

Homer : [pointing a finger] And you remember

[thinks]

Homer : Matthew... 21:17.

Reverend Lovejoy : [confused] "And he left them and went out of the city, into Bethany, and he lodged there?"

Homer : Yeah. Think about it.
God : Now if you'll excuse me, I have to appear on a tortilla in Mexico.
Homer : Lord, I have to ask you something: What's the meaning of life?

God : Oh Homer, I can't tell you that! You'll find out when you die.

Homer : But I can't wait that long!

God : You can't wait six months?
[on Sunday, the church doors are frozen shut by the blizzard outside; as the congregation waits, Willie applies a blowtorch]

Reverend Lovejoy : How's it going, Willie?

Groundskeeper Willie : Miracles are your department, Reverend!
[on Sunday, the heat in the church has broken down during a blizzard outside]

Reverend Lovejoy : [reading] "... and he was cast into the fiery cauldron of Hell! The searing heat, the scalding rivers of molten sulfur...!"

[the congregation, eyes closed, smile blissfully]

Bart : Ahh... I'm there.

Harry Shearer: Rev. Lovejoy, KBBL DJ #2, TV Announcer, Sports Commentator, Penny, God, Scratchy, Ned Flanders, Kent Brockman